I'm still alive. Christmas has eaten me up, and spit me out with a bow on top. I'm all afroth with ribbon curls or something.

HI. How was your holiday? Tell me all about it. I'm about to go fall face first into my pillow, and not rejoin the land of the living for a solid two-digit-number of hours.

Two posts in one night? My GOD! What is the MEANING of this?

As promised: the AWESOME HAT! The Awesome Hat is the most AMAZING HAT on SL. It's true, my friends.

The legend goes like this: The mythical Paulius and the eccentric goddess Amelia were goofing around (as mythical heroes and goddesses are wont to do) in a sandbox. And Amelia, being most inspired by Paulius' fantastic primladen goods, decided (as all goddesses do at some point) to try her hand at creation.

And lo! The weird crystal ball that foresaw much success for Paulius Designs was born! It foresaw that because an ad for PD was the only picture I had in my inventory at the time. And that was the goddess Amelia's first creation, and it was so-so.

Then the muses blessed the goddess Amelia, and an idea was born. And prims moved beneath her fingers and textures flowed like water at her merest whim, and lo, the Awesome Hat was born. And that was the goddess Amelia's second creation, and it was rockin'.

This is the legend of the Awesome Hat. Tell it to your children, and your children's children, that they might know the wonder.

Paulius got a flexi-skirt maker. I am decidedly pro-flexi, and think this is cause for celebration. In honor of the event: Lo! A blog entry! Granted the snapshots are old old old, but SHHHH. We won't talk about that. We will simply bask in the glory that is flexi.

My bud Paul also recently got a reaaaaaaaaaally neato photo studio. (If you need pictures, you should check him out. IM Paulius Griffith.) I conned, threatened, and generally coerced him into taking mine. (I can be very violent. There's medication for it, but I don't want it. It tastes like slugs, and I'm a wild woman who can't be tamed.)

Of course, Paulius fears me (as any wise man would) and so he conceded and snapped some shots. They came out quite niftily, and if I could figure out how to download them from SL, I'd show you. Because they're pretty. So there.

Not long ago (that's my clever way of saying "it happened, but I can't remember exactly how long it's been.") a milestone was hit. I won at Slingo! Woo! I won a whole 117 Linden. My score was awesome, but I can't remember what it was, and in spite of having three snapshots labeled "Slingo Score" on my hard drive, not one of them is actually of me and my high score. LOST TO TIME. :O

This just in: Candy Land is reopening! YAY! I've missed it. It was the first, and still only, place on SL that I counted as home kind of. I'm glad it's back. Candy says it's in a temporary location for the moment, and she's working on securing a permanent location. Again I say: YAY!

Alright. I was going to write more and share pictures of my adventures in Paulius' AWESOME sleigh (can you tell who I hang out with a lot?) but I'm still in that stretch of being easily tired (I've been sick with the flu, hence my lack of signing on to SL lately, and my lack of updates. Well, okay, the lack of updates is mostly laziness. But shh, I have an excuse for once!) and my attention span just isn't with it tonight.

I love you all! Both. I have a readership! :D It consists of two people! :D I win. :)

On the next episode of The Amazing Adventures of AmeliaGrace:
AWESOMEHAT!